Halloween Party 2012

Hello!  Hello!  Do come in. Welcome!

What's that you say?  You've been waiting outside in the cold?  I'm sorry my dear, this time of year is very busy and sometimes I get so absorbed in my work I don't hear the door.  You're in now though, that's the main thing.

Can I offer you a cake?

I've arranged a selection for you, Spooky fairy cakes, Frankenstein Fancies...

.... and my personal favourite, GingerDead Men.

 You'd like to try a GingerDead Man?  Good choice.  I'm sure you won't be disappointed.

Now then dearie, let me get you something to drink.

I've just finished making it, especially for the occasion.  The flavour? Well it's difficult to explain, it's like a thousand fairies are dancing on your tongue with honey on their slippers.

There you go, now don't be afraid to tell me what you think. 

 Good?  I'm pleased you like it.  Oh..... yes.... don't worry about him.

He's learning to behave himself, it's taking slightly longer than I thought it would, but we've both got plenty of time, he'll come around eventually.

Are you ok dear?  You seem to have gone a little pale.  You don't feel well?  Why whatever is the matter?  Here, take a seat and don't you worry I'll look after you.  Your limbs feel funny?  Everything is stiffening.  Ahhhh it's working then.

Nothing to worry about, it's just that you'll go so well in my collection.

 I promise that you won't ever get lonely.

I'll just put you in here and you can get settled in.

 

This is your home now.

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh I think I hear the door........................................................